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The Onion

The Onion (2007)★ 8.6/10

US · 27 de marzo de 2007 · 1 temporadas

  • Comedia

Dirección: Will Graham, JJ Adler, Lang Fisher, Dan Mirk, David Sidorov

Guion: Jon Bershad, Alexander Blechman, Haw Cheng, Dominic Dierkes, Kevin Eis

Todas las "noticias" que *no* son aptas para la prensa escrita -ni para las ondas radiofónicas- se "divulgan" en esta serie satírica y de sketches.

  1. 1As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting the Fat Vote22 de enero de 2007
  2. 2Bush Calls Up Civil War Reenactors for Duty in Iraq27 de marzo de 2007
  3. 3A Friend's Cancer: Good for Your Health?3 de abril de 2007
  4. 4In the Know: The US Moat17 de abril de 2007
  5. 5In the Know: Do You Remember Life Before the Segway?26 de abril de 2007
  6. 6Report: 70 Percent of All Praise Sarcastic1 de mayo de 2007
  7. 7Gap Unveils New 'For Kids by Kids' Clothing Line8 de mayo de 2007
  8. 8High School Seniors May Be Unprepared for College Level Drinking17 de mayo de 2007
  9. 9Being a Detective Who Talks to Ghosts Not as Exciting as It Looks on TV24 de mayo de 2007
  10. 10In the Know: War on Terror24 de mayo de 2007
  11. 11Al-Qaeda Also Fed Up with Ground Zero Construction Delays29 de mayo de 2007
  12. 12In the Know: America Braces for New Wayans Brothers Movie7 de junio de 2007
  13. 13Study: Alzheimer's Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer's12 de junio de 2007
  14. 14Liechtenstein Successfully Tests Teeny Tiny Nuclear Bomb19 de junio de 2007
  15. 15Kim Jong Il Announces Plan to Bring Moon to North Korea21 de junio de 2007
  16. 16Tired of Traffic? A New DOT Report Urges Drivers: 'Honk'26 de junio de 2007
  17. 17Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Childcare Overseas3 de julio de 2007
  18. 18Live from Congress: Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo5 de julio de 2007
  19. 19Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash10 de julio de 2007
  20. 20U.S. Department of Lost and Found: We Found Your Flip Flop12 de julio de 2007
  21. 21Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful to Monkeys17 de julio de 2007
  22. 22In the Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?19 de julio de 2007
  23. 23TIME Releases Annual List of Least Influential Americans24 de julio de 2007
  24. 24Nation of Andorra Not in Africa, Shocked U.S. State Dept. Reports26 de julio de 2007
  25. 25Live from Congress: Rep. Hardy Calls for a Ladies' Night Out2 de agosto de 2007
  26. 26In the Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?9 de agosto de 2007
  27. 27In the Know: Candidates Compete for Vital Idgit Vote16 de agosto de 2007
  28. 28World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 10021 de agosto de 2007
  29. 29Live from Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill of 200723 de agosto de 2007
  30. 30Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead28 de agosto de 2007
  31. 31In the Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind the Super-Rich?6 de septiembre de 2007
  32. 32In the Know: Should Americans Return to a Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?13 de septiembre de 2007
  33. 33Domestic Abuse No Longer an Issue, Say Bruised Female Researchers18 de septiembre de 2007
  34. 34In the Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great in Iraf'20 de septiembre de 2007
  35. 35African-American Boycott of LL Bean Enters 80th Year25 de septiembre de 2007
  36. 36In the Know: Situation in Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex27 de septiembre de 2007
  37. 37Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda with Patriotic New Song 'Bomb New York'2 de octubre de 2007
  38. 38Use of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career9 de octubre de 2007
  39. 39Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)11 de octubre de 2007
  40. 40Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere16 de octubre de 2007
  41. 41In the Know: Is the Government Spying on Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?18 de octubre de 2007
  42. 42Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims of Imminent Dam Disaster23 de octubre de 2007
  43. 43Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again30 de octubre de 2007
  44. 44Christian Charity Raising Money to Feed Non-Gay Famine Victims1 de noviembre de 2007
  45. 45Messages from Our Troops to the Families They Can Barely Remember8 de noviembre de 2007
  46. 46Controversial Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans are Fake11 de noviembre de 2007
  47. 47Medical Miracle: Man Lives Thanks to Heart Stolen from Dead Man13 de noviembre de 2007
  48. 48How Can We Raise Awareness in Darfur of How Much We're Doing for Them?15 de noviembre de 2007
  49. 49Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition of Sitting Around at Airport20 de noviembre de 2007
  50. 50Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule by Swimming with Shirt On27 de noviembre de 2007
  51. 51Local Burger Feels Especially Disgusting Today24 de febrero de 2013
  52. 51New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt and Injury Free4 de junio de 2009
  53. 51In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby in Giant Turkey Costume25 de noviembre de 2008
  54. 51Guatemalan Flight's Data-Recording Parrot Holds Clues to Crash27 de julio de 2010
  55. 51Reporter in Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There Somehwere29 de mayo de 2008
  56. 51Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Americans Want to Get Into Bar Fight With29 de noviembre de 2007
  57. 51Report: Most College Males Admit to Regularly Getting Stoked1 de enero de 2009
  58. 51The Onion Looks Back at 'Jaws'20 de septiembre de 2013
  59. 51Study: Most Serial Killers Did Not Receive Toy Every Time They Went to Store as Kids8 de mayo de 2014
  60. 51How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows at Everyone in the Spectator Gallery?11 de agosto de 2016
  61. 51Police: Kidnapped MoveOn.org Staffer's Please Help Emails Went Completely Ignored12 de marzo de 2012
  62. 52America's Best: America's Sandiest Car?26 de febrero de 2013
  63. 52USDA Official Takes Courageous Stand Against Interstate Countercyclical Potato Pricing28 de noviembre de 2008
  64. 52Overcome Stress by Visualizing It as a Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race of Creatures3 de agosto de 2010
  65. 52U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves for Cash Through Cash4Gold.com1 de enero de 2009
  66. 52Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals for America After Visiting Denny's9 de junio de 2009
  67. 52Evangeline Lilly Wins 'Best Wet T-Shirt Fight Scene' at Strong Women in TV Awards6 de diciembre de 2007
  68. 52Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep with Goat Brain4 de junio de 2008
  69. 52Chipmunk's Plan for Future Better Crafted Than That of 8 Out of 10 Americans10 de octubre de 2013
  70. 52The Onion's Tips for Finding an Apartment14 de mayo de 2014
  71. 52Does Shaving a Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through the Air?16 de agosto de 2016
  72. 52Sale Of BET To White Supremacist Group Results In No Changes To Programming21 de marzo de 2012
  73. 53Romney, Santorum Supporters to Beat Living Shit Out of Each Other at Montana Primary23 de marzo de 2012
  74. 53NASA Simulator Prepares Astronauts for Rigors of an Interview with Larry King2 de diciembre de 2008
  75. 53Congressman Demands to Know Who Left Fish Sandwich to Rot on House Floor11 de junio de 2009
  76. 53TIME Announces New Version of Magazine Aimed at Adults24 de agosto de 2010
  77. 53Should Animals Be Doing More for the Animal Rights Movement?9 de diciembre de 2007
  78. 53'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play a Character Playing 'Warcraft'10 de junio de 2008
  79. 53Zombie Reagan Raised from Grave to Lead GOP1 de enero de 2009
  80. 53Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter14 de octubre de 2013
  81. 53PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties with Alabama2 de marzo de 2013
  82. 53High School Student, Teacher Applying for Same Summer Waitressing Job15 de mayo de 2014
  83. 53How Does a Hive Mind Keep a Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?18 de agosto de 2016
  84. 54New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work on the Go9 de diciembre de 2008
  85. 54Gymnast Shawn Johnson Put to Sleep After Breaking Leg16 de junio de 2009
  86. 54In the Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give a Shit?26 de agosto de 2010
  87. 54U.S. Finally Gets Around to Closing Last WWII Internment Camp12 de junio de 2008
  88. 54Report: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived of True Meaning of Christmas11 de diciembre de 2007
  89. 54VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes in California Causing Major Slut Spill4 de enero de 2010
  90. 54Child Sees No Reason Why Iron Man Costume Can't Be Worn to Grandfather's Funeral17 de octubre de 2013
  91. 54Report: Peanut Butter Contains Traces of Rat Feces But Life's Weird Like That Sometimes2 de marzo de 2013
  92. 54Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection with Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine21 de mayo de 2014
  93. 54Cucumber Is Everywhere, So Why Are People Still Fat?19 de abril de 2017
  94. 54Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power26 de marzo de 2012
  95. 55America's Best: A Tale of Two Singers5 de marzo de 2013
  96. 55Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due to Facebook1 de abril de 2012
  97. 55President Faces Down Monster in Action-Packed Schedule11 de diciembre de 2008
  98. 55Congo Approves Economic Stiumulus Package of AK-47 for Every Citizen7 de enero de 2010
  99. 55Today Now!: How to Thrust Your Fat Into a more Appealing Shape8 de septiembre de 2010
  100. 55High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds17 de junio de 2008
  101. 55International Scandal: Don Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide to Create Film Role18 de diciembre de 2007
  102. 55Obama to Hold Job Performance Review with Every American Worker25 de junio de 2009
  103. 55Wes Anderson Reteams with Favorite Objects for 'Grand Budapest Hotel'25 de octubre de 2013
  104. 55Survey: Most Common Deathbed Regret Never Spraying Fire Extinguisher29 de mayo de 2014
  105. 55America Is More Religious Than Other Countries Due to Its Proximity to the Gates of Hell26 de abril de 2017
  106. 56CIA Apologizes for Accidentally Overthrowing Costa Rican Government9 de septiembre de 2010
  107. 56Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients from Nature30 de junio de 2009
  108. 56Aunts and Stepdads Line Up for This Year's Hottest Gift: The Electric Tea Kettle16 de diciembre de 2008
  109. 56Biden Criticized for Appearing in Hennessy Ads12 de enero de 2010
  110. 56Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed to Children's Healthcare19 de junio de 2008
  111. 56Queen Elizabeth II Will Leave Behind Long Legacy of Waving20 de diciembre de 2007
  112. 56How to Get Your Son to Remove His Halloween Costume31 de octubre de 2013
  113. 56Devoted Abuser Stops by Girlfriend's Office to Deliver Surprise Threat10 de marzo de 2013
  114. 56Bounty Launches Beginner Series for People New to Paper Towels4 de junio de 2014
  115. 56Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live on Air4 de abril de 2012
  116. 56Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President After Reading 800 Pages Of Queer Feminist Theory3 de mayo de 2017
  117. 57Man Didn't Expect Sex with Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling10 de marzo de 2013
  118. 57Deceased Acquaintances3 de mayo de 2012
  119. 57Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias18 de diciembre de 2008
  120. 57Mexico Builds Border Wall to Keep Out U.S. Assholes7 de julio de 2009
  121. 57Obama Releases 500,000 Men from U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve14 de septiembre de 2010
  122. 57New Law Requires Women to Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion14 de enero de 2010
  123. 57Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'24 de junio de 2008
  124. 57The Onion Looks Back at 'The Shining'31 de octubre de 2013
  125. 57More Office Workers Switching to Fetal Position Desks10 de junio de 2014
  126. 57Panda Demands Abortion1 de enero de 2007
  127. 57Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian25 de agosto de 2017
  128. 58America's Best: America's Best Huqin Player?12 de marzo de 2013
  129. 58Romney Courts Hispanic Vote with Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot11 de mayo de 2012
  130. 58New Live Poll Allows Pundits to Pander to Viewers in Real Time9 de julio de 2009
  131. 58Man Who Crossed Nation in Balloon Only Wants to Talk About Horse Abuse8 de enero de 2008
  132. 58Californians Gather to Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition1 de diciembre de 2008
  133. 58Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America with Nonsense Space Dream21 de septiembre de 2010
  134. 58Final Season of 'Lost' Promises to Make Fans More Annoying than Ever19 de enero de 2010
  135. 58Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff Enters 11,680th Day1 de julio de 2008
  136. 58Centers for Disease Contraction Urges Americans to Suck Doorknob1 de noviembre de 2013
  137. 58Nation's Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts12 de junio de 2014
  138. 58Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises29 de agosto de 2017
  139. 59After Weeks of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing to Have Public Meltdown24 de mayo de 2012
  140. 59How to Play Golf Against the Man Whose Wife You're Banging on the Side23 de septiembre de 2010
  141. 59Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex with Wife Thousands of Times Before Killing Her26 de enero de 2010
  142. 59Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop with No Keyboard4 de enero de 2009
  143. 59Obama Axes Pentagon Plan to Build Billion Dollar Tank in Shape of Dragon14 de julio de 2009
  144. 59Bush Tours America to Survey Damage Caused by His Disastrous Presidency3 de julio de 2008
  145. 59Report: American Schools Trail Behind World in Aptitude of Child Soldiers8 de enero de 2008
  146. 59The Onion's Tips for Fall Fashion5 de noviembre de 2013
  147. 59Area Man Panics After Accidentally 'Liking' 381 of His Ex-Girlfriend's Facebook Photos15 de marzo de 2013
  148. 59Who's Fucking: Isaac and Doris18 de junio de 2014
  149. 59This Will Change The Way You Watch '10 Things I Hate About You'24 de enero de 2018
  150. 60Survivors of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss of Gasoline13 de enero de 2009
  151. 60Human Rights Group Campaigns to End Use of Child Politicians in Africa16 de julio de 2009
  152. 60Justin Bieber Found to Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile28 de septiembre de 2010
  153. 60Rep. Seeks Retroactive Immunity for Anyone Who Hit on First Lady Last Night28 de enero de 2010
  154. 60Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 20138 de julio de 2008
  155. 60In the Know: Are We Giving the Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?10 de enero de 2008
  156. 60Grievances Brought Up with Powerless Supervisor7 de noviembre de 2013
  157. 60Last-Ditch Dating Website Simply Asks Users to Check 'Yes' If They Have Open Sores20 de junio de 2014
  158. 60Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe22 de junio de 2012
  159. 60Solo: A Star Wars Story' Producer Points Out All The Cameos Made By The Film's Kickstarter Donors29 de mayo de 2018
  160. 60Romney Blames Loss On Successfully Communicating His Message To Minorities25 de marzo de 2013
  161. 61Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for Heavyweight28 de julio de 2009
  162. 61Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance to Obama's Inauguration Ceremony15 de enero de 2009
  163. 61Study: Americans Get Majority of Exercise While Drunk6 de octubre de 2010
  164. 61Packers Fan Announces He Will Return to Drinking for Another Season2 de febrero de 2010
  165. 61Congress Struggles to Come Up with Cool Name for Anti-Drug Initiative10 de julio de 2008
  166. 61Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations of Tolerance15 de enero de 2008
  167. 61Hollywood's Biggest Stars Rally to Save Their Children7 de noviembre de 2013
  168. 61Beard Husks on Sidewalk Indicate Start of Hipster Molting Season24 de junio de 2014
  169. 61Man Not Sure He's Dynamic Enough To Work At Local Marketing Firm27 de marzo de 2013
  170. 61Should The MLB Ban Infield Shapeshifting?16 de agosto de 2018
  171. 61Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information26 de junio de 2012
  172. 62Horrifying Planet: Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey18 de julio de 2012
  173. 62Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.30 de julio de 2009
  174. 62Biden Invites Nation's Women to Tax Code Discussion at Private Mountain Chalet12 de octubre de 2010
  175. 62How to Put the Spark Back Into Your Relationship with Your Cat4 de febrero de 2010
  176. 62'No Values Voters' Looking to Support Most Evil Candidate15 de julio de 2008
  177. 62Mean Automakers Dash Hope for Flying Cars17 de enero de 2008
  178. 62Police Say School Shooter Had Troubled Past, History of School Shootings22 de enero de 2009
  179. 62Report: American People Lead World in Compressing Big Sandwiches So They're Bitable8 de noviembre de 2013
  180. 62Man with Strong Brand Loyalty Willing to Kill for Mazda12 de abril de 2013
  181. 62This Minnesota State Museum's Final Offer to Owner of Couch from 'Mary Tyler Moore' Set26 de junio de 2014
  182. 62The Onion Reviews 'Licorice Pizza'24 de noviembre de 2021
  183. 63Missing Girl Probably Raped17 de enero de 2008
  184. 63How to Wax Your Floors Without Slipping and Severing Your Spine29 de enero de 2009
  185. 63Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases when Computer User is Drunk9 de febrero de 2010
  186. 63Has Obama Failed to Reduce Hostility Toward Obnoxious Americans Abroad?14 de octubre de 2010
  187. 63U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup to Wipe Out National Debt4 de agosto de 2009
  188. 63Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop for 6 Years17 de julio de 2008
  189. 63The Onion's Tips for Succeeding as a Woman in the Workplace18 de noviembre de 2013
  190. 63Activists Release Horrifying Video Showing How Meat Products Are Eaten23 de abril de 2013
  191. 63Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up1 de julio de 2014
  192. 63New Ad Urges Hipsters to Go to Applebee's Ironically22 de julio de 2012
  193. 63Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner1 de diciembre de 2021
  194. 64Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop in Whimsical Jalopy22 de julio de 2012
  195. 64Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips on How to Make Your Kids Less Attractive6 de agosto de 2009
  196. 64Bird Hunted to Near Extinction Due to Infuriating 'F*** You' Call26 de octubre de 2010
  197. 64NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl by 201811 de febrero de 2010
  198. 64Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office Politics22 de julio de 2008
  199. 64Breaking News: Series of Concentric Circles Emanating from Glowing Red Dot24 de enero de 2008
  200. 64Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter to War' Day1 de enero de 2009
  201. 64Christina Aguilera Tour Canceled Due to Fan Exhaustion19 de noviembre de 2013
  202. 64Bored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider8 de julio de 2014
  203. 64Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl26 de abril de 2013
  204. 64JD Vance Under Fire for Resurfaced Remarks Criticizing Childless Children | Onion News Network7 de octubre de 2024
  205. 65Female Scientists Say Domestic Abuse Not Problem29 de enero de 2008
  206. 65Horrifying Planet: Chimpanzees: Dumber Than All Humans25 de julio de 2012
  207. 65Tom Coughlin Retires from Family to Spend More Time with Team3 de febrero de 2009
  208. 65Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy by Moving to Remote Village11 de agosto de 2009
  209. 65Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' from Recipe that Came to Him in a Dream24 de julio de 2008
  210. 65AA Destroying the Social Lives of Thousands of Once-Fun Americans28 de octubre de 2010
  211. 65New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other14 de febrero de 2010
  212. 65Man Doesn't Know How Parents Ever Going to Pay Off Massive Student Loan Debt22 de noviembre de 2013
  213. 65Couple Making Out at Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris3 de mayo de 2013
  214. 65Deadly Super Rainbow Tears Through West Coast15 de julio de 2014
  215. 65Doctor Warns of Damaging Effects Child Obesity Having on Mall Santas | Onion Now: Focus17 de diciembre de 2024
  216. 66Horrifying Planet: Tidal Pools: Nature's Putrid Sewers1 de agosto de 2012
  217. 66The Beijing Olympics: Are They a Trap?31 de julio de 2008
  218. 66In the Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards for Skanks?5 de febrero de 2009
  219. 66Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment of Women13 de agosto de 2009
  220. 66Social Security Scam Robs Elderly by Convincing Them They Are Dead2 de noviembre de 2010
  221. 66Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked to Violence18 de febrero de 2010
  222. 66Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town with Utopian Vision of the Future29 de enero de 2008
  223. 66Cutest Guy in Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive11 de mayo de 2013
  224. 66Slow-Witted Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Government Behind NASA5 de diciembre de 2013
  225. 66New Kindle Helps Readers Show Off by Shouting Title of Book Loudly and Repeatedly29 de julio de 2014
  226. 66Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network11 de marzo de 2025
  227. 67Blood-Drenched, Berserk CEO Demands More Web Videos5 de agosto de 2012
  228. 67Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit that Doesn't Fucking Work10 de febrero de 2009
  229. 67White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase18 de agosto de 2009
  230. 67Autoworkers Compete to Keep Jobs, Livelihoods on New Reality Show25 de febrero de 2010
  231. 67Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes 'Wrath-Minded Taters'9 de noviembre de 2010
  232. 67Domino's Scientists Test Limits of What Humans Will Eat1 de julio de 2008
  233. 67Child Bankrupts Make-a-Wish Foundation with Wish for Unlimited Wishes1 de enero de 2008
  234. 67The Onion's Tips for Decorating a Christmas Tree12 de diciembre de 2013
  235. 67Man Says 'Fuck It', Eats Lunch at 10:58 A.M.17 de mayo de 2013
  236. 67Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask to Use in Place of Makeup31 de julio de 2014
  237. 67Climate Protestors Throw Paint on the Louvre's 1988 Copy of 'Hustler' Magazine3 de abril de 2025
  238. 68Dr. Good: Your Insides Look Like Smashed Tomatoes20 de mayo de 2013
  239. 68Reporters Struggling to Maintain Energy Until Election5 de agosto de 2012
  240. 68Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission5 de agosto de 2008
  241. 68East Timor's First Female Dictator Hailed as Step Forward for Women17 de febrero de 2009
  242. 68Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use20 de agosto de 2009
  243. 68Filming of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Meeting25 de febrero de 2010
  244. 68Oprah Invites Hundreds of Lucky Fans to Be Buried with Her in Massive Tomb11 de noviembre de 2010
  245. 68Ngyuen Thi Buch Thuy: 'Just Give Me the Damn Sepak Takraw Ball'5 de febrero de 2008
  246. 68The Onion's Tips for Last Minute Holiday Shopping24 de diciembre de 2013
  247. 68Adorable Hedgehogs You Can Look at as Long as You Can Tolerate the Sounds of a Man Chewing Loudly4 de agosto de 2014
  248. 68JD Vance Rushed to Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns3 de junio de 2025
  249. 69Could Plastic Surgery Be Your Ticket to Employment?22 de mayo de 2013
  250. 69Horrifying Planet: Robins: The Perfect Murder Machine8 de agosto de 2012
  251. 69'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study on How to Please Your Man7 de agosto de 2008
  252. 69In the Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period for Suicide Vest Purchases7 de febrero de 2008
  253. 69Courageous Man Refuses to Believe He Has Cancer19 de febrero de 2009
  254. 69Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan with High-Speed Bus Plan16 de noviembre de 2010
  255. 69Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech2 de marzo de 2010
  256. 69Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation into Panic25 de agosto de 2009
  257. 69Weather Forecast Says It's Windy as S Bastard6 de enero de 2014
  258. 69ClickHole: You Can Write Whatever You Want on a Baby... And Here's the Proof4 de agosto de 2014
  259. 69Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma of Being Forced to Put on Jammies12 de junio de 2025
  260. 70Back of Library Smells Like Weed12 de agosto de 2012
  261. 70Dr. Good: Dr. Good's Ultimate Shot Giveaway!24 de mayo de 2013
  262. 70Is Using a Minotaur to Gore Detainees a Form of Torture?27 de agosto de 2009
  263. 70Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever12 de agosto de 2008
  264. 70How Will the End of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?4 de marzo de 2010
  265. 70Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger, Free iPod Industry22 de febrero de 2009
  266. 70Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications for Turkey Pardon23 de noviembre de 2010
  267. 70Online Dating Helping Pathetic Woman Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently12 de febrero de 2008
  268. 70Blanket of Snow Creates Illusion That Town Not a Total Shithole10 de enero de 2014
  269. 70Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay to Have Sex with a Robot Dog18 de agosto de 2014
  270. 70Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice22 de junio de 2025
  271. 71Horrifying Planet: Spiders: Christ, Fucking Spiders15 de agosto de 2012
  272. 71Dr. Good: Help! I'm a Different Height Than Someone Else!29 de mayo de 2013
  273. 71Astronaut Suspects NASA Using Him to Test Space's Effects on Fat People14 de agosto de 2008
  274. 71Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids1 de septiembre de 2009
  275. 71Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights for Freedom to Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos30 de noviembre de 2010
  276. 71Boy's Tragic Death Could have Happened to Any Family with 20-Foot Pet Python11 de marzo de 2010
  277. 71Expert on Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters14 de febrero de 2008
  278. 71Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children for the Apocalypse?26 de febrero de 2009
  279. 71BREAKING: Hundreds Feared Dead in Coors Light Party Train Crash16 de enero de 2014
  280. 71Study: Nation's Third-Graders Now Eating at a Ninth-Grade Level19 de agosto de 2014
  281. 71FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn on Emergency Alert System24 de junio de 2025
  282. 72Kourtney Kardashian's Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up on Shore30 de mayo de 2013
  283. 72GOP Trying to Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November18 de agosto de 2012
  284. 72Hurricane Bound for Texas Slowed by Large Land Mass to the South26 de agosto de 2008
  285. 72NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions8 de septiembre de 2009
  286. 72Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans for Paul McCartney's Funeral7 de diciembre de 2010
  287. 72Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine $2.2 Million to Run Photos of Her Baby3 de marzo de 2009
  288. 72Kentucky Violated NCAA Rules While Recruiting Basketball-Playing Dog16 de marzo de 2010
  289. 72New Auto Security System Will Not Allow Car to Start If Driver Is Nick Nolte20 de febrero de 2008
  290. 72McDonald's - 'And Yet, Is Not Beef Itself an Expression of Wanton Lust?'16 de enero de 2014
  291. 72Salt Lake City Hoping to Boost Tourism by Reminding Visitors They're Free to Leave at Any Time22 de agosto de 2014
  292. 72Satellite Images Reveal Drunk Father Stockpiling Fireworks1 de julio de 2025
  293. 73Horrifying Planet: Cheap, Clean Natural Gas: Earth's One Good Feature22 de agosto de 2012
  294. 73Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology for Extramarital Affair5 de marzo de 2009
  295. 73In the Know: Is Pundit Duncan Birch a Worthless Idiot?9 de diciembre de 2010
  296. 73Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election1 de agosto de 2008
  297. 73Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's a Shapshifter'18 de marzo de 2010
  298. 73Americans Observing 9/11 by Trying Not to Masturbate10 de septiembre de 2009
  299. 73'Gays Too Precious to Risk in Combat'25 de febrero de 2008
  300. 73Woman Confusingly Tells Area Man She's Not Interested in Him17 de enero de 2014
  301. 73Guy Wondering How Much Longer to Keep Picture of Dead Friend as Profile Pic31 de mayo de 2013
  302. 73Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs to Share with a Friend2 de septiembre de 2014
  303. 73Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too29 de octubre de 2025
  304. 74Horrifying Planet: Animals Spread Disease Constantly29 de agosto de 2012
  305. 74Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed by Lars van Trier1 de enero de 2010
  306. 74U.S. Condemned for Pre-Emptive Use of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan15 de septiembre de 2009
  307. 74NCAA Expands March Madness to Include 4,096 Teams10 de marzo de 2009
  308. 74Stouffers to Include Suicide Prevention Tips on Single Serve Microwavable Meals23 de marzo de 2010
  309. 74Portrayal of Obama as Elitist Hailed as Step Forward for African Americans1 de agosto de 2008
  310. 74Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results of 2008 Election Early26 de febrero de 2008
  311. 74Nation's Lunatics Lament Rising Cost of Car Meat23 de enero de 2014
  312. 74Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father's Murder11 de septiembre de 2014
  313. 74Malicious Focus Group Convinces Marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew Is The Next Big Thing31 de mayo de 2013
  314. 74The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein1 de octubre de 2025
  315. 75Dr. Good: Wake Up Call for a Bad Tooth Brusher5 de junio de 2013
  316. 75Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday30 de marzo de 2010
  317. 75Report: Growing Ranks of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination from Older Poor17 de septiembre de 2009
  318. 75Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness of Life7 de septiembre de 2008
  319. 75Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat12 de marzo de 2009
  320. 75In the Know: How can We Make the War in Iraq More Eco-Friendly?26 de febrero de 2008
  321. 75Drew Barrymore's New Tell-All Coloring Book Hits Shelves1 de enero de 2010
  322. 75Increasingly Worried Man Hasn't Yet Come Across Any Guacamole in Burrito29 de enero de 2014
  323. 75CEO Says Office Shooting Could Not Have Come at a Worse Time for Company17 de septiembre de 2014
  324. 75Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin1 de septiembre de 2012
  325. 75Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where they are Being Deported on Map11 de noviembre de 2025
  326. 76Guy 30 Seconds Into Karaoke Version of 'Man in the Mirror' Better Get His Act Together7 de junio de 2013
  327. 76Horrifying Planet: Deer: Deer Are Fine5 de septiembre de 2012
  328. 76Police Seize More than $50 in Wire from Nation's Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer1 de enero de 2010
  329. 76Economist Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close to Collapse10 de septiembre de 2008
  330. 76Breaking News: Bat Loose in Congress22 de septiembre de 2009
  331. 76Red Sox Announce Plans to Return Fenway to Original 1912 Conditions1 de abril de 2010
  332. 76FCC Okays Nudity on TV If It's Alyson Hannigan4 de marzo de 2008
  333. 76Episode dated 12 March 200912 de marzo de 2009
  334. 76New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool30 de enero de 2014
  335. 76Congressman Embroiled in Sexting Scandal Explains: 'I Wanted That Girl ToSee My Penis'30 de septiembre de 2014
  336. 76DOJ Fails to Redact Thousands of Secret Epstein Family Recipes26 de febrero de 2026
  337. 77Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars16 de septiembre de 2008
  338. 77Brendan Fraser: 'I Would Like to Apply for One Kickstarter, Please'11 de junio de 2013
  339. 77Thousands of Girls Match Description of Missing Sorority Sister1 de enero de 2010
  340. 77Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar24 de septiembre de 2009
  341. 77Man Attempts to Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black or Anything'6 de abril de 2010
  342. 77Study: Nearly 80 Percent of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night6 de marzo de 2008
  343. 77Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail to Explode Inside Targets16 de marzo de 2009
  344. 77Russia Applauds America's Efforts to Exclude Gay Athletes from Professional Sports5 de febrero de 2014
  345. 77Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up for Flood of Closeted Republicans8 de septiembre de 2012
  346. 77Teacher Who Learns More from Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired30 de septiembre de 2014
  347. 78FDA Official: Just Eat a Goddamn Vegetable19 de enero de 2011
  348. 78Dr. Good: Ladies, Freeze Your Hot Young Face for Later!12 de junio de 2013
  349. 78Horrifying Planet: The Desert: Where Life Goes to Die19 de septiembre de 2012
  350. 78Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport23 de marzo de 2009
  351. 78Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium in the Hamptons25 de septiembre de 2008
  352. 78DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust of Son's Room8 de abril de 2010
  353. 78Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys to Hospital11 de marzo de 2008
  354. 78Crime Reporter Finds Way of Linking Warehouse Fire to Depraved Sex Act28 de septiembre de 2009
  355. 78The Onion Reviews 'Gone Girl'3 de octubre de 2014
  356. 78Report: Rising Number of Weak, Emasculated Men Working as Stay-At-Home Dads6 de febrero de 2014
  357. 79Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried as Black Adult24 de enero de 2011
  358. 79Nation Demands New Photograph of Edward Snowden14 de junio de 2013
  359. 79Horrifying Planet: Manatees: I Saw Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee Once, Really26 de septiembre de 2012
  360. 79Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out of Touch with Miserable Americans1 de octubre de 2009
  361. 79Congressman's War Hero Son Would Have Wanted Highway Bill Passed26 de marzo de 2009
  362. 79Congress Announces Plan to Hide Nation's Porn from Future Generations13 de abril de 2010
  363. 79McCain's Economic Plan for Nation: 'Everyone Marry a Beer Heiress'1 de septiembre de 2008
  364. 79Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen from Horrors of War13 de marzo de 2008
  365. 79Sheltered Suburban School Already Knows They're Going to Fuck Up Black History Month14 de febrero de 2014
  366. 79Old Guy at Hostel Down to Party9 de octubre de 2014
  367. 80The Onion Looks Back at 'The Wizard of Oz'17 de junio de 2013
  368. 80Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due to One Impressive Youth24 de febrero de 2011
  369. 80Horrifying Planet: Mice: Nature's Disposable Animals3 de octubre de 2012
  370. 80Paleontologists Discover Skeleton of Nature's First Sexual Predator26 de marzo de 2009
  371. 80Obama to Enter Diplomatic Talks with Raging Wildfire13 de octubre de 2009
  372. 80In the Know: Should More Americans Get in on the EZ-Go Juicer Craze?15 de abril de 2010
  373. 80Obama Promises to Stop America's Shitty Jobs from Going Overseas1 de septiembre de 2008
  374. 80White House Press Secretary Spins Wife's Tragic Death as a Positive20 de marzo de 2008
  375. 80Report: Many Companies Now Offering Women Permanent, Unpaid Maternity Leave16 de octubre de 2014
  376. 80Netflix Introduces New 'Browse Endlessly' Plan18 de febrero de 2014
  377. 81Al Qaeda Attacks Internet with Photo of Adorable Piglet25 de febrero de 2011
  378. 81Dr. Good: How to Survive Being Shot Point Blank in the Chest19 de junio de 2013
  379. 81Horrifying Planet: How to Destroy It10 de octubre de 2012
  380. 81Morning Show Host Starts Charity to Rid World of Flying Debris2 de abril de 2009
  381. 81Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just for Woman He Follows15 de octubre de 2009
  382. 81Live Feed: Obama Attends the White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner1 de mayo de 2010
  383. 81Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain1 de septiembre de 2008
  384. 81China Celebrates Its Status as World's Number One Air Polluter25 de marzo de 2008
  385. 81The Onion's Tips for Healthy Eating19 de febrero de 2014
  386. 81ONN Exclusive: Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter3 de noviembre de 2014
  387. 82Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked25 de octubre de 2012
  388. 82Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again by Sneezing During Meeting22 de octubre de 2009
  389. 82Hot New Video Game Consists Solely of Shooting People Point-Blank in the Face7 de abril de 2009
  390. 82Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support from McCain1 de septiembre de 2008
  391. 82Today Now! Host Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography27 de marzo de 2008
  392. 82Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable Talk Show4 de mayo de 2010
  393. 82Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom to Emotionally Drain Other People from Time to Time20 de febrero de 2014
  394. 82High School for the Performing Arts Student Goes in Depth About Really Weird Peer Pressure20 de junio de 2013
  395. 82The Onion Looks Back at 'Texas Chain Saw Massacre'3 de noviembre de 2014
  396. 82Panel Of Caged Average Americans Weigh In On Economy21 de marzo de 2011
  397. 83Study: Pregnant Women Can Drink One Bottle of Wine a Day If Fetus Can Handle Its Shit21 de junio de 2013
  398. 83Reporters Blow Up Plane, Expose Security Lapses31 de marzo de 2008
  399. 83Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish24 de marzo de 2011
  400. 83Hot New App from the GOP Modernizes Minority Voter Suppression1 de noviembre de 2012
  401. 83China Launces First Willing Manned Mission Into Space2 de octubre de 2008
  402. 83Study: Children Exposed to Pornography May Expect Sex to Be Enjoyable9 de abril de 2009
  403. 83Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right to Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts in Public6 de mayo de 2010
  404. 83Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes for Your Effeminate Son26 de octubre de 2009
  405. 83New Report Shows Record Year for Births of Test Tube Abominations21 de febrero de 2014
  406. 83How to Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge4 de febrero de 2015
  407. 84Markets in Turmoil as Price of Money Skyrockets to $90 a Dollar24 de junio de 2013
  408. 84New High Tech Voting Machine Lets Voters Mutilate Candidate They Oppose2 de noviembre de 2012
  409. 84How to Get a Guy to Notice You While You're Having Sex with Him12 de abril de 2011
  410. 84Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn9 de octubre de 2008
  411. 84Prison Economy Spirals as Price of Pack of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs14 de abril de 2009
  412. 84New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears18 de mayo de 2010
  413. 849/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says1 de abril de 2008
  414. 84Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End to Clippers Game29 de octubre de 2009
  415. 84Sochi's Euthanized Dogs to Be Returned to Streets After Olympics21 de febrero de 2014
  416. 8413-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted to Ohio State26 de febrero de 2015
  417. 85Today Now! Interviews the 5-Year-Old Screenwriter of 'Fast Five'28 de abril de 2011
  418. 85Autopsy of a Scene: Paul Feig Points Out How Many Ghosts Are in This Scene from 'The Heat'28 de junio de 2013
  419. 85America's Roommates Launch 'One Vote Doesn't Matter' Campaign3 de noviembre de 2012
  420. 85Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall of All U.S. Dollars16 de abril de 2009
  421. 85'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Punched in the Face20 de mayo de 2010
  422. 85John McCain Accidentally Left on Campaign Bus Overnight1 de noviembre de 2009
  423. 85Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies to Buy Attack Ad10 de octubre de 2008
  424. 85Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall3 de abril de 2008
  425. 85Is Emma Stone Sporting a Baby Bump? A Nine-Year-Old Boy Tells Us What He Thinks26 de febrero de 2014
  426. 85Breaking: Dogs Running10 de marzo de 2015
  427. 86Overjoyed Florida Gay Couples Rush Out to Have Marriage Denied28 de junio de 2013
  428. 86How to Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit on Election Day4 de noviembre de 2012
  429. 86In the Know: Should the Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?1 de abril de 2011
  430. 8612-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer to Give Women Breast Exams12 de octubre de 2008
  431. 86More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas21 de abril de 2009
  432. 86Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night20 de mayo de 2010
  433. 86Plight of Missing Hikers Will Make Great Movie8 de abril de 2008
  434. 86Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck2 de noviembre de 2009
  435. 86Report: Local Gas Station Wouldn't Be That Hard to Rob27 de febrero de 2014
  436. 86What Kind Of Mom Stick Is Right For You?8 de mayo de 2015
  437. 87New Wearable Computer also Sucks Your Dick2 de julio de 2013
  438. 87Romney Wins, Obama Reelected, Supernova Destroys Earth All Possibilities in a Random Universe5 de noviembre de 2012
  439. 87Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop at Walmart10 de mayo de 2011
  440. 87Was There Too Much Sex and Profanity in the HBO Presidential Debate?16 de octubre de 2008
  441. 87Should We Be Doing More to Reduce the Graphic Violence in Our Dreams?23 de abril de 2009
  442. 87Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming25 de mayo de 2010
  443. 87Suspicious Package Industry Falls on Hard Times10 de abril de 2008
  444. 87Ford Unveils New Car for Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus5 de noviembre de 2009
  445. 87Jared Leto Thanks Acting for Being an Easy Thing That Anybody Can Do3 de marzo de 2014
  446. 87Where Do You Rank On The Overall Mom Leaderboard?8 de mayo de 2015
  447. 88Sesame Street: 'Bert and Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts2 de julio de 2013
  448. 88Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa's Feelings?14 de abril de 2008
  449. 88After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner for 20168 de noviembre de 2012
  450. 88Missing Teen's Friends Go on TV to Plead for Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates17 de mayo de 2011
  451. 88Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks10 de noviembre de 2009
  452. 88First Openly Gay Racehorse to Compete Sunday21 de octubre de 2008
  453. 88Ambassador Stages Coup at UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions30 de abril de 2009
  454. 88Jockey Liam Hollins the Favorite to Brutally Whip Horse to Kentucky Derby Win27 de mayo de 2010
  455. 8812-Year-Old Couldn't Begin to Guess Name of Friend Whose House He Visits to Play Xbox5 de marzo de 2014
  456. 88How to Successfully Sue Other Moms Who Steal Your Parenting Tricks19 de mayo de 2015
  457. 89America's Waitresses: Are They Hitting on You?20 de mayo de 2011
  458. 89Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought4 de julio de 2013
  459. 89Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film as 'Fun, Watchable'5 de mayo de 2009
  460. 89Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner17 de noviembre de 2009
  461. 89Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies in Steamy Blaze1 de junio de 2010
  462. 89Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship to Ease Concerns About His Lack of Experience21 de octubre de 2008
  463. 89Historic 'Blockbuster' Store Offers Glimpse of How Movies were Rented in the Past15 de abril de 2008
  464. 89Congress Arrested on Manslaughter Charges29 de diciembre de 2012
  465. 89Southwest Airlines Rolls Out New 'Loyalty Goes Both Ways' Campaign11 de marzo de 2014
  466. 89The Onion Looks Back at 'The Goonies'8 de junio de 2015
  467. 90In the Know: Report: Economy Failing Because U.S Built on Ancient Indian Burial Grounds31 de mayo de 2011
  468. 90Special Boy with Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee7 de mayo de 2009
  469. 90Cindy McCain Claims She's 'Just Like Any Other Female Human'25 de octubre de 2008
  470. 90Boston Globe Tailors Print Edition for Three Remaining Subscribers8 de junio de 2010
  471. 90Internet Archeologists Find Ruins of 'Friendster' Civilization16 de diciembre de 2009
  472. 90Human Head Found in Hamburger16 de abril de 2008
  473. 90Scientists Confirm Statues Humans' Closest Nonliving Relative13 de marzo de 2014
  474. 90Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite11 de julio de 2013
  475. 90Man Has Such Good Friends They'll Let Him Drink Himself to Death Right Before Their Eyes10 de enero de 2013
  476. 90The Seven Male Role Models Every Child Needs for a Healthy Upbringing8 de junio de 2015
  477. 91Rogue Wave Covers Duran Duran's 'Rio'26 de julio de 2013
  478. 91America's Best: America's Breathiest Singer?15 de enero de 2013
  479. 91Millions Irrationally Feared Dead in Minor Train Accident13 de julio de 2011
  480. 91Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq12 de mayo de 2009
  481. 91In the Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?30 de octubre de 2008
  482. 91Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?10 de junio de 2010
  483. 91Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High Pitched Death After Helium Leak17 de abril de 2008
  484. 91Adults Go Wild Over Latest in Children's Picture Book Series1 de diciembre de 2009
  485. 91Study: Slapping Everyone in Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself in Produce Section Still Frowned Upon18 de marzo de 2014
  486. 91Onion Explains: Putin's Russia3 de agosto de 2015
  487. 92In the Know: Should Adults Be Allowed to Bring Kids to R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?19 de julio de 2011
  488. 92America's Best: America's Spookiest Ghost Costumes22 de enero de 2013
  489. 92Congressman's Son Won't Shut the Hell Up During Hearing14 de mayo de 2009
  490. 92Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters in Crucial Swing State1 de octubre de 2008
  491. 92Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay15 de junio de 2010
  492. 92Congress Debates Merits of New Catchphrase17 de abril de 2008
  493. 92Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated in Yet Another Jewel Heist1 de enero de 2009
  494. 92Black Part of Town Moves Across Town8 de agosto de 2013
  495. 926-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers from Major Temp Agencies11 de septiembre de 2015
  496. 92Teens Migrating From Facebook To Comments Section Of Slow-Motion Deer Video20 de marzo de 2014
  497. 93Everyone at Office Planning Shooting Spree for Same Day27 de enero de 2013
  498. 93Man in Coma Enters GOP Race, Already Polling Ahead of Romney17 de octubre de 2011
  499. 93Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast of Maine2 de noviembre de 2008
  500. 93Live from Congress: Representative Wants to See, Meet More Kids Online14 de mayo de 2009
  501. 93Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance for Human Interaction17 de junio de 2010
  502. 93Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer to Be Adapted into Full-Length Film22 de abril de 2008
  503. 93Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.1 de enero de 2009
  504. 93The Onion Looks Back at 'Back to the Future'23 de octubre de 2015
  505. 93Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not to Find His Missing Little Brother13 de agosto de 2013
  506. 93The Onion Reviews 'Divergent'20 de marzo de 2014
  507. 94America's Best: America's Sexiest Hula Hooper?29 de enero de 2013
  508. 94Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers with Great Prices on Tools24 de abril de 2008
  509. 94Congress, 1924: Rep. Demands Horses Wear Dresses to Hide Foul Penises24 de junio de 2010
  510. 94Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own as President4 de noviembre de 2008
  511. 94Bratz Dolls May Give Young Girls Unrealistic Expectations of Head Size1 de enero de 2009
  512. 94Dredge the River15 de mayo de 2009
  513. 94Surgeon General: Smoking Fine as Long as You Only Do It When You Drink19 de agosto de 2013
  514. 94The Onions Tips for Nailing a Job Interview3 de abril de 2014
  515. 94Tips for Socializing Your Dog9 de junio de 2016
  516. 94Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted by Prison's Rigid Routine22 de noviembre de 2011
  517. 95Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics to Find Cause of Dorm Fire19 de mayo de 2009
  518. 95All Sports to Cease So Skip Bayless Has Nothing to Talk About5 de noviembre de 2008
  519. 95Restoration of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses1 de julio de 2010
  520. 95Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now24 de abril de 2008
  521. 95DEA Recruits Lil Wayne to Use Up All Drugs in Mexico1 de enero de 2009
  522. 95Cases of Shaken Manchild Syndrome on the Rise21 de agosto de 2013
  523. 95Jock Scientists Identify Gay Gene in Fellow Researcher Carl8 de abril de 2014
  524. 95How to Live Gluten-Free10 de junio de 2016
  525. 95Ten Percent of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills1 de febrero de 2013
  526. 95Did Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She's an Insane Woman27 de enero de 2012
  527. 96NHL Tries to Woo Fans by Increasing Scoring with Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line21 de mayo de 2009
  528. 96DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted of Bear Attack1 de enero de 2009
  529. 96Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters to Realize How Empty Their Lives Are5 de noviembre de 2008
  530. 96Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack on Nation's Capitol to Spare 'Twilight' Author6 de julio de 2010
  531. 96NHL Star Called Up to Big Leagues to Play for NFL Team29 de abril de 2008
  532. 96Dan Savage Successfully Undergoes Gay Conversion Therapy23 de agosto de 2013
  533. 96Mother Who Forgot to Pay 29-Year-Old Son's Phone Bill Reminded to Really Be Careful About That4 de febrero de 2013
  534. 96Couple Keeps It Interesting by Bickering in Different Positions, Rooms9 de abril de 2014
  535. 96Tips for Planning a Family Vacation11 de junio de 2016
  536. 96Dead Wife and Kids Replaced by Miniature Horses7 de febrero de 2012
  537. 97Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, to Be Euthanized13 de febrero de 2012
  538. 97America's Best: Snakes in a Bag5 de febrero de 2013
  539. 97YouTube Contest Challenges Users to Make a 'Good' Video11 de noviembre de 2008
  540. 97McCain Declines Secret Service6 de mayo de 2008
  541. 97New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone to Talk at About Mac Products6 de julio de 2010
  542. 97FDA Approves Depressant Drug for the Annoyingly Cheerful1 de enero de 2009
  543. 97'Students First in Line' Program to Offer Job Training at Needy Schools25 de mayo de 2009
  544. 97Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone in Own House6 de septiembre de 2013
  545. 97The Onion's Tips for Getting a Good Night's Sleep17 de abril de 2014
  546. 97Ways to Make Your Commute More Enjoyable11 de junio de 2016
  547. 98In the Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?14 de mayo de 2008
  548. 98Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested in Manslaughter28 de mayo de 2009
  549. 98In the Know: Should the Government Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole?13 de noviembre de 2008
  550. 98Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate8 de julio de 2010
  551. 98New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay to Smoke'1 de enero de 2009
  552. 98College Freshman Honors Dead Roommate's Memory by Solemnly Eating All His Food12 de septiembre de 2013
  553. 98College Freshman's Roommate Has Had Excuse to Go Home Every Weekend Since August11 de febrero de 2013
  554. 98Small Business Still Manages to Mistreat Workers Like Large Corporate Chain24 de abril de 2014
  555. 98Boy Loses Leg in Totally Awesome Shark Attack24 de febrero de 2012
  556. 98RNC Speech: 'Fuck, We're Really Just Letting This Fucking Happen?'21 de julio de 2016
  557. 99America's Best: America's Best Scatter?12 de febrero de 2013
  558. 99Attractive Girls Union Refuses to Enter Talks with Mike Greenman18 de noviembre de 2008
  559. 99Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage2 de junio de 2009
  560. 99Girl Raised from Birth by Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody13 de julio de 2010
  561. 99Horrific 120-Car Pileup a Sad Reminder of Princess Diana's Death22 de mayo de 2008
  562. 99New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less1 de enero de 2009
  563. 99Small Town Throws Pride Parade for Only Gay Resident17 de septiembre de 2013
  564. 99Teen Boys Losing Virginity Earlier and Earlier, Report Teen Boys29 de abril de 2014
  565. 99Woman Sets Record for Longest Amount of Time Spent Talking About Oneself7 de marzo de 2012
  566. 99DNC Speech: 'It's Howard Dean, Motherfucks!'26 de julio de 2016
  567. 100America's Best: America's Best Kisser?19 de febrero de 2013
  568. 100Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage for Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick9 de marzo de 2012
  569. 100China's Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great the Chinese Government Is20 de noviembre de 2008
  570. 100Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move in Together'2 de junio de 2009
  571. 100Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend from Africa20 de julio de 2010
  572. 1002-Year-Old Donkey Called Up to Pro Donkey Basketball League27 de mayo de 2008
  573. 100Police Still Searching for Missing Productive, Obedient Woman1 de enero de 2009
  574. 100Area Man Unsure If He's Male-Bonding or Being Bullied19 de septiembre de 2013
  575. 100How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies to Finish Olympic Stadiums on Time?9 de agosto de 2016
  576. 100Hurricane Ashley Expected to Strike Several Bars this Cinco de Mayo5 de mayo de 2014