Reviews

Valentine's Day (2010)
CCassandra_KochJuly 1, 2025
An allstar cast really makes a difference—everyone shines. I was surprised by Jessica Alba playing a flighty young woman despite being a mom—that’s range! Anne Hathaway also stood out with her role as a phone sex operator. And Taylor Swift as the annoying country singer? It felt like a perfect fit for her, haha!
Lust, Caution (2007)
PPia25pJuly 1, 2025
Men are political beasts; women are creatures of emotion. Ang Lee externalizes Mr. Yee’s inner struggles through the sex scenes—his fear, rage, and frustration laid bare. You can describe someone’s inability to trust, but it’s even more brilliant to show him being too afraid to close his eyes at the moment of orgasm. If Brokeback Mountain is love in paradise, Lust, Caution is love in hell.
Lust, Caution (2007)
WWPT MOGUJuly 1, 2025
I first found Ang Lee terrifying when I saw Lust, Caution. It wasn’t the ten minute sex scene that scared me but the utter nihilism running through the film—love is absurd, friendship is fake, family is desolate, the nation is torn, revolution is ambiguous, revolutionaries are unreliable… Only the pleasure of sex feels real, and that’s the one truth you can’t speak aloud.
Looper (2012)
BBenjamin_GrossJuly 1, 2025
The director clearly aimed to explore fate and choice, but the film puts more emphasis on mise en scène and visuals. Despite its logical flaws, the chemistry between Joseph Gordon Levitt and Bruce Willis is captivating, especially the subtle tension between them.
Looper (2012)
AAlexa_MullenJuly 1, 2025
As a sci-fi film, Looper has a killer premise, but its logic is flimsy—especially the timetravel bits that don’t hold up to scrutiny. That said, the action scenes and tight pacing make it worth a watch.
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
AAlecia_KellerJuly 1, 2025
The first three installments of American Pie series were crude but never vulgar—basic but not shallow, and deservedly hailed as sex comedy classics. The fourth tried to throw in pure romance to resonate with audiences but missed the mark. By the fifth, they just went allout, featuring a group of young people streaking wildly on camera. It’s a mad gimmick that hits certain tastes, but beyond that, there’s almost nothing else to recommend.
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)
AAndres_SimmonsJuly 1, 2025
This is easily the wildest, most explicit, and over-the-top installment in the American Pie series. With its carnival-like narrative and spectacular streaking scenes, it is truly unhinged.
Priest (2011)
EEvan_MonroeJuly 1, 2025
Turns out this film’s adapted from a comic! The framing, details and worldbuilding feel like still panels come to life. You’ve got lavish steampunk postapocalyptic vibes, awesome weapon designs, a charismatic lead and the badass villain Black Hat. The vampire concept even echoes I Am Legend. Honestly, this is the comic adaptation I’ve been waiting for—comic fans, you’ve got to check it out!
Priest (2011)
AAlexis_BarnesJuly 1, 2025
The plot is simple, but the portrayal of the vampires is quite unique. It packs in every blockbuster trope—slowmo, sleek tech settings, you name it—yet those flashy bits can't cover the weak story. It also reminds us that those in power often deceive the public with lies; every nation, no matter how free or democratic, hides its own dark secrets.
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
HHarrison_WiseJuly 1, 2025
This third entry might be the series’ peak, thanks to its upgraded visuals, grander set pieces, and more emotionally aware tone. Alice isn’t just an unstoppable fighter — this time, she bleeds, mourns, and remembers, adding a layer of humanity that was missing before.
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
CCharles_WestJuly 1, 2025
For its time, the film’s technical execution is remarkably refined. The use of perspective — especially low angles during the lion attacks — heightens the sense of menace. The tension is not just well built; it's smartly framed.
The Evil Next Door (2020)
AAyden_HardinJuly 1, 2025
The house may look spacious, but the protagonist keeps returning to the same few corners. The film drags for nearly an hour before the real story begins, and character interactions feel mechanical — especially the father, who seems written solely to pad the script. To amp up the scares, the movie stubbornly avoids turning on any lights at all.
A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon (2019)
AAshton_WattsJuly 1, 2025
This is one of those rare films with no true villains—just charming characters with differing perspectives. That’s exactly what makes it suitable for all ages. The story isn’t particularly groundbreaking, but Aardman always finds a way to infuse their narratives with extra warmth and wit.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
RrklskiJuly 1, 2025
I loved "The Faculty"—fun, thrilling, full of screams, good-looking teens, and aliens. I came into this one expecting something similar, but all it delivers are the screams and the dumbed-down plot.
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
BBernadette_BrienJuly 1, 2025
From its premise to its visual design, the film tries too hard to mimic "John Wick." While the saturated colors and retro-inspired art direction are eye-catching, the sets feel cheap and artificial. The dialogue is painfully dull, and overall, it lacks the sharpness and elegance of the franchise it emulates.
Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story (2024)
BBertram_DelgadoJuly 1, 2025
The film shifts its narrative focus to the aftermath of Christopher Reeve's accident, tracing the evolution of his family dynamics, rehabilitation journey, and tireless advocacy for disability rights. While I’ve never subscribed to conflating actors too closely with their most iconic roles, some performances do transcend screen fiction to become cultural symbols—Luke Skywalker is one, Superman is certainly another.
The Descendants (2011)
BBetsy_LeeJuly 1, 2025
More than a domestic drama, this is a profound portrait of midlife crisis and familial strain. George Clooney delivers a career-best performance, and Alexander Payne’s direction adds nuance that makes Matt’s pain resonate. It’s a sobering take on middle-class malaise with genuine emotional weight.‌
Dept. Q (2025)
CCaitlyn_BowersJuly 1, 2025
The pace is so slow it borders on unbearable. Scenes are replayed, lines are stretched out beyond necessity, and even simple dialogue feels dragged down by silence. While it hints at smart twists, the glacial tempo makes it hard to stay invested.
The Better Sister (2025)
MMelo_donnaJuly 1, 2025
Though it appears to juggle multiple threads with complexity, the show is bogged down by cluttered storytelling and incoherent pacing. The attempt to weave in stream-of-consciousness elements adds confusion rather than depth. It would’ve benefited from trimming side plots — the standard eight-episode format isn’t sacred.
Mountainhead (2025)
TTom_HartmanJuly 1, 2025
Structured more like a chamber play than a traditional film, this dialogue-driven piece unfolds entirely through verbal sparring. Viewers expecting cinematic dynamism may find it repetitive or dull, but the director uses these dense exchanges to sculpt characters and deliver a scathing satire of today’s tech elite.