Comedy Central Roasts (2003)★ 7.5/10
- Comedy
Directed by: Joel Gallen, John Fortenberry, T.J. Shanks
Written by: Orny Adams, Benji Aflalo, Tom Agna, Larry Amoros, John Argent
Celebrities and comedians belt out good-natured insult comedy jokes at the expense of a guest of honour. The event is hosted by a Roast Master who also takes a jab at the attendees.
Directed by
Written by
Orny Adams
Benji Aflalo
Tom AgnaLarry Amoros
John Argent
Rosebud Baker
Pat Barker
Jackie Beat
Nicole Becannon
Emmy BlotnickJacquie BrownMegan Callahan-Shah
Blaine Capatch
Sean Clements
Josh Comers
Whitney CummingsKen Daly
Dominic DierkesGuy Endore-KaiserDoug Fager
David FeldmanMichael Ferrucci
Hugh FinkLewis Friedman
Monty Geer
Mike Gibbons
Evan GoldbergEliza Goodman
Dana Gould
Olivia Grace
Red Grant
Jarrett GrodeMathew Harawitz
Tony Hinchcliffe
Michael Hobert
Ben Hoffman
Kyle Hunter
Willie HunterRay James
Anthony JeselnikTom Johnson
Jesse Joyce
Sidney Karger
Moshe Kasher
Joe Kelly
Ed Larson
Mike Lawrence
Ali LeRoiAaron Lee
Erin MaguireNick Malis
Joe Mande
Corinne Marshall
Bonnie McFarlaneChris McGuireConnor McSpaddenPatrick Meighan
Kurt MetzgerJ. Holland Moore
John MulaneyGuy Nicolucci
Bryan Olsen
Bob OschackJosh Patten
Brian PosehnMichael J. PrescottPaul E. Raff
Tess RaffertyVanessa Ramos
Carl ReidGeorge ReinblattRoger Rittenhouse
Seth RogenSteve Rosenfield
Michael Rowe
Frank SantopadreKevin SchiniPete SchultzFrank Sebastiano
Ariel Shaffir
Julius Sharpe
Madison SinclairEarl Skakel
Danny Smith
Dan St. Germain
Brian StricklandDavid Taylor
Sarah TianaPeter TildenPrescott Tolk
John Viener
Rich Vos
Joe WengertColleen Werthmann
Chad ZumockCast & crew
Jeffrey RossSelf - Roaster
Yuval DavidSelf
Greg GiraldoSelf - Roaster
Lisa LampanelliSelf - Roaster
Gilbert GottfriedSelf - Roaster
Natasha LeggeroSelf - Roaster
Kate WalshSelf - Audience Member
Nick Di PaoloSelf
Seth MacFarlaneSelf - RoastmasterWhitney CummingsSelf - RoasterAnthony JeselnikSelf - Roaster
Nikki GlaserSelf - Roaster
Snoop DoggSelf - Roaster
Andy DickSelf - Roaster
David SpadeSelf
Blake AndersonSelf - Audience Member
Anders HolmSelf - Audience Member
Patrice O'NealSelfRick RoblesSelf - Announcer
Alan ThickeSelf
Rob SimmonsSelf
Jeff GarlinSelf - Host
Jimmy KimmelSelf - Roaster
William ShatnerSelf
Pete DavidsonSelf - Roaster
Jeff FoxworthySelf
Adam CarollaSelf - Roaster
Jon LovitzSelf - Roaster
Sarah SilvermanSelf - Roaster
Tom ArnoldSelf - Roaster
Kevin PollakSelf - Roaster
Patton OswaltSelf - Roaster
Amy SchumerSelf - Roaster
Adam DevineSelf
Denis LearySelf
Pamela AndersonSelf
Larry the Cable GuySelf
Donald TrumpSelf
David HasselhoffSelf - Audience Member
Rob LoweSelf
Marlee MatlinSelf - Audience Member
Martha StewartSelf
Ice-TSelf (audience)
Seth GreenSelf - Audience Member
Carrie FisherSelf - Audience
Mario CantoneSelf
Bill EngvallSelfBrian PosehnSelf - Audience
Coco AustinSelf (audience)
Fred WillardSelf - Audience
Jillian BellSelf - Audience Member
Colin QuinnSelf
Dennis RodmanSelf
Anna Nicole SmithSelf
Chrissy TeigenSelf - Audience Member
John LegendSelf - Audience Member
Arturo CastroSelf - Audience Member
Flavor FlavSelf - Roastee
Bob SagetSelf
Joan RiversSelf - Roastee
Charlie SheenSelf - Roastee
Roseanne BarrSelf - Roastee
James FrancoSelf - Roastee
Justin BieberSelf - Roastee
Alec BaldwinSelf - Roastee
Jason AlexanderSelf - Roastmaster
Katt WilliamsSelf - Roastmaster
John StamosSelf - Roast Master
Kathy GriffinSelf - Roastmaster
Jane LynchSelf - RoastmasterSeth RogenSelf - Roastmaster
Kevin HartSelf - Roastmaster
Joseph Gordon-LevittSelf - Roastmaster
Sean HayesSelf - Roastmaster
Tommy LeeSelf - Roaster
Farrah FawcettSelf - Roaster
Katey SagalSelf - Roaster
Rob RiggleSelf - Roaster
Cybill ShepherdSelf - Roaster
Robert De NiroSelf - Roaster
Susie EssmanSelf - Roaster
Toby KeithSelf
Edward NortonSelf - Roaster
Blake GriffinSelf - Roaster
Eddie GriffinSelf - Roaster
Jerry SpringerSelf - Roaster
Wayne BradySelf - Roaster
Jonah HillSelf - Roaster
Aziz AnsariSelf - Roaster
Ann CoulterSelf - Roaster
Caitlyn JennerSelf - Roaster
Gary BuseySelf - Roaster
Bill HaderSelf - Roaster
Hannibal BuressSelf - Roaster
Jimmy CarrSelf - Roaster
Lil Rel HowerySelf - Roaster
Chris ReddSelf - Roaster
Brad GarrettSelf - Roaster
Maureen McCormickSelf - Roaster
Andy SambergSelf - Roaster
Chris D'EliaSelf - Roaster
Dom IrreraSelf - Roaster
Artie LangeSelf - Roaster
Brigitte NielsenSelf - Roaster
Cloris LeachmanSelf - RoasterReno CollierSelf
George HamiltonSelf - Roaster
Larry KingSelf - Roaster
Nick KrollSelf - Roaster
Ken JeongSelf - Roaster
Nichelle NicholsSelf - Roaster
Robin QuiversSelf - Roaster
Warren SappSelf
Hulk HoganSelf - Roaster
Steve-OSelf - Roaster
LudacrisSelf - Roaster
Ralph MacchioSelf - Roaster
Norm MacDonaldSelf - Roaster
Carl ReinerSelf - Roaster
Mike TysonSelf - Roaster
Shaquille O'NealSelf - Roaster
JewelSelf - Roaster
Caroline RheaSelf - Roaster
Bea ArthurSelf - Roaster
SommoreSelf - Roaster
Jim NortonSelf - Roaster
Mike 'The Situation' SorrentinoSelf - Roaster
Peyton ManningSelf - Roaster
Elon GoldSelf - Roaster
Scott 'Carrot Top' ThompsonSelf - Roaster
Jack JasonMarlee Matlin's Sign Language InterpreterMelorine AdlerGoddess as Melorine Adler
Will FerrellRon Burgundy - Roaster
Ireland BaldwinSelf - Roaster
George TakeiSelf - Roaster
Caroline OverbyTrump's Assistant
Robert SmigelTriumph the Insult Comic Dog - Roaster
The Lady BunnySelf - Roaster
Betty WhiteSelf - Roaster
ChynaSelf - Audience MemberJackie BeckerGoddess
Courtney LoveSelf - Roaster
Ron JeremySelf - Audience Member
Sierra CollinsSelf
Hugh HefnerSelf
Stephen Kramer GlickmanSelf
Clint HowardBalokLiz LeydaSelf
SlashSelf - Guitar Player
Christopher WalkenSelf
Michael J. FoxSelf
Gina GershonSelf
Rene RussoSelf
Joe MantegnaSelf
Conan O'BrienSelf
Dean WintersSelf - In the audience
Peter GallagherSelf
Dane CookSelf
Jon StewartSelf
Adam FerraraSelf
Jim BreuerSelf
Lenny ClarkeSelf
Jeremy SchwartzAnnouncer
Ed LoverSelf
Carmine CangialosiMan on the StreetDoctor DréSelf
Big Bad Voodoo DaddyThemselves
Don GavinSelfSonya Rose AtkinsonSelf - In the audience
Billy WestPhillip Fry
Jay MohrSelf
Heidi KlumSelf
Ron WhiteSelfSteve BridgesPresident George W. Bush
G.E. SmithSelf
Frank AnelloSecret Service Agent
Christian FinneganSelf
Bree ShannonFriend's Wife
Deborah CadeBartender
Sandra BullockSelf - Filmed Roaster
Ben StillerSelf - Filmed Roaster
Leonard NimoySelf
Mark ValleySelf (Audience Member)Craig J. NeviusSelfPierangeli LlinasSelfDebra 'Debbie' ClarkMemphisgal
Alexis ArquetteSelf
LuenellSelf
Jessica MakinsonSelf
Chandra DavisSelf
Schatar Sapphira CollierSelf
Shay JohnsonSelf
Vargus MasonOnline Host
Jennifer ToofSelf
Dennis HofSelf
Leilene OndradeSelfBecky JohnstonSelfSpinderellaSelf
Courtney JacksonSelf
Saaphyri WindsorSelfHannah CowleySelf
Bobby JoynerSelfHolly ShermanSelfTiffany CollieSelf
Heather J. TaylorSelf
Jodie SweetinSelf
Cameron SandersSelf
Tony BessonSelf
Don RicklesSelf
John SalleySelf
Sharon HinnendaelSelf
Kaiwi LymanPhotographer
Melissa RiversSelf
Rebecca GrantReporter
Dan MarinoSelf
Michael BarbutoPhotographer
Yaniv MoyalPhotographer
Lee SimpsonPhotographer
Nicole PanoReporter
James PomichterPhotographer
Lisa VachonPhotographerTrent BonholtzerPhotographerJohnny SotoPhotographer
William DanielsK.I.T.T.
Nicole EggertSelf
Gena Lee NolinSelf
Traci BinghamSelfAnne McDanielsModel on Baywatch SUVTaylor TunesSelfAbbey ScottSelf
Aaron PaulSelf - Audience member
Melania TrumpSelf - Audience Member
David FosterSelf - Audience Member
Ivanka TrumpSelf - Audience Member
Russell SimmonsSelf - Audience Member
Laura NilesSelf - Red Carpet Coorespondant
Ellen BarkinSelf - Roaster
Michael FishmanSelf
Alicia GoransonSelf
Suzanne WatersSinger: On-Camera
Fletcher SheridanOn camera singer
Bobby SilvaSecret ServicemanMike Jerome PutnamLead Secret Service AgentTodd HoneycuttChoir member
Eric BradleyChoir Member
Daniel P. CharlesSecret Serviceman
Briana HansenYoung Mother
Stephen MerchantSelf - Audience Member
Busy PhilippsSelf - Audience Member
SuChin PakSelf - Audience member
Lauren AshSelf - Audience Member
Katharine McPheeSelf - Audience MemberJoshua PauleJB Choir Member
Jon SlajerSelf
Patrick SchwarzeneggerSelf - Audience Member
Nick SwardsonSelf - Audience Member
John Owen LoweSelf - Audience MemberEdward Matthew LoweSelf - Audience MemberMadison SinclairSusan Moons of Vanity 6Amber Nicole SmithAmber Nicole Smith
Bruce WillisSelf
Demi MooreSelf
Mackenzie DavisSelf - Audience Member
Emma Heming WillisSelf - Audience Member
Dulcé SloanSelf - Audience Member
James DavisSelf - Audience member
Steve TrzaskaJeff Ross' AssistantChris CottonSelfKenny MorseRehearsal Actor
Dakota JohnsonSelf - Audience Member
Lady GagaSelf
Paul AnkaSelf
Jasmin LeighSelf - Audience MemberSean R. CopelandImprov Student
Cedric YarbroughSelf (uncredited)
Amy PoehlerDevil (uncredited)
Elisa DonovanSelf (uncredited)
Rebecca CorrySelf (uncredited)
Jennie GarthSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Dave ChappelleSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Traci LordsSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Duane 'Dog' ChapmanSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Brett GelmanSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Gabriel IglesiasSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Kelley JakleSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Samm LevineSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Maribeth MonroeSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Matthew MorrisonSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Stephen RannazzisiSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
June Diane RaphaelSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
RettaSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Horatio SanzSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Paul ScheerSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Julia StephensSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)Mitzie VerneSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Kiefer SutherlandSelf (uncredited)
Elizabeth HurleySelf (uncredited)
Steve SchirripaSelf (uncredited)
Vincent PastoreSelf (uncredited)
John VentimigliaSelf (uncredited)
Vincent CuratolaSelf (uncredited)
Christopher LloydSelf (uncredited)
Carlos AlazraquiSelf (uncredited)
Lewis BlackSelf (uncredited)
Marissa Jaret WinokurSelf (uncredited)
CharoSelf (uncredited)
Doug BensonSelf (uncredited)
Courtney HansenSelf (uncredited)
Kimberly StewartSelf (uncredited)
Marcus SchenkenbergSelf (uncredited)Shel RastenSelf (uncredited)
Dan WellsSelf (uncredited)
Joe FrancisSelf (uncredited)Rachel NorrisSelf (uncredited)
Jeri RyanSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Niecy NashSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Brent SpinerSelf - Audience (uncredited)
David CarradineSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Rene AuberjonoisSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Jason BegheSelf (uncredited)
Roger CormanSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Adrian ZmedSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Brad PaisleySelf (uncredited)
Scott HamiltonSelf (uncredited)Jessica SlusserSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Oscar NuñezSelf (uncredited)
GodfreySelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Bobbi Kristina BrownSelf (uncredited)Red GrantSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Sofía VergaraSelf (uncredited)
Lori LoughlinSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Wendi McLendon-CoveySelf (uncredited)
Scott BakulaSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Jonathan SilvermanSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Chelsea FieldSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Dave CoulierSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Jennifer FinniganSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Rex LeeSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Judy TenutaSelf (uncredited)
Kathleen MadiganSelf (uncredited)
Paul ProvenzaSelf (uncredited)
Alonzo BoddenSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Greg BehrendtSelf (uncredited)
Gene PompaSelf (uncredited)Kira CostelloSelf (uncredited)
Chris PrattSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Anna FarisSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Michael C. HallSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Iliza ShlesingerSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Joan Van ArkSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Kaylee DeFerSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Sara FletcherSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Alexis KrauseSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Jackie CollinsSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Derek MillerSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Michael BlaiklockSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Vicki RobertsSelf - VIP audience (uncredited)
Selah JoyOrphan Child (uncredited)Peter IshkhansSelf - Audience (uncredited)Arthur AndelsonSelf - VIP audience (uncredited)Justin PenorOpening Spoof (uncredited)
Craig RobinsonSelf (uncredited)
Alexandra PaulSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Wings HauserSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Rebecca HoldenSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Jeremy JacksonSelf (uncredited)
Hayley HasselhoffSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Taylor-Ann HasselhoffSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Nick HoganSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Patrick WarburtonSelf (uncredited)
Kristy SwansonSelf (uncredited)
Richard KindSelf (uncredited)
Laura VandervoortSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Corbin BernsenSelf (uncredited)
Maria MenounosSelf (uncredited)
Brooke MuellerSelf (uncredited)
Beth ChapmanSelf (uncredited)Perla FerrarSelf (uncredited)
Sarah ChalkeSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Frances FisherSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Chelsea PerettiSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Chris ColferSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Tyler the CreatorSelf - Audience (uncredited)
Eiza GonzálezSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Dave FrancoSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Tom FrancoSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Betsy FrancoSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)Joaquim GuedesSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Ashley BensonSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Jaden SmithSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Kendall JennerSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Scooter BraunSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Trevor NoahSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Kourtney KardashianSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Carly Rae JepsenSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Kyle KinaneSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Tito OrtizSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)Pattie MalletteSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Gloria AllredSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Marcus NatividadCrying Tough Guy (uncredited)
Chris PaulSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Shaniece ColeSelf (uncredited)
Debra LeeSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)Andrea JonesChoir Member (uncredited)
Justin KeyChoir member (uncredited)Ray HounsellSelf (uncredited)Alex GibbsChoir Member (uncredited)
Chad LoweSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Fred SavageSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)Sheryl BerkoffSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Robbie WilliamsSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Maria ShriverSelf (uncredited)
Dave B. MitchellAnnouncer (uncredited)
Brandon FlowersSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Stan RodarteSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Sinéad D'arcyDaughter (uncredited)Nathaniel K WilsonSelf (uncredited)
Maggie QSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Rumer WillisSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)
Larry DavidSelf - Audience Member (uncredited)