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Never the Twain

Never the Twain (1981)★ 6.6/10

GB · 30 min · September 7, 1981 · 11 seasons

  • Comedy

Directed by: Robert Reed, Peter Frazer-Jones, Nick Hurran, Anthony Parker, Douglas Argent

Written by: Johnnie Mortimer, Vince Powell, John Kane, Richard Hills, Brian Platt

Comedy about two rival antique dealers.

Directed by

Robert ReedPeter Frazer-JonesNick HurranAnthony ParkerDouglas Argent

Written by

Johnnie MortimerVince PowellJohn KaneRichard HillsBrian PlattPeter Tilbury

Cast & crew

Donald SindenSimon PeelWindsor DaviesOliver SmallbridgeDerek DeadmanRingoTeddy TurnerBanksMaria CharlesMrs. SadlerZara NutleyAunt EleanorJulia WatsonLyn PeelRobin KermodeDavid PeelTacy KnealeLyn PeelChristopher MorrisDavid PeelGordon SalkilldNormanHonor BlackmanVeronica BartonGordon PetersDoctorMargaret CourtenayLady DeverauxJasper JacobVicarKeith MarshMr. DriscollIan FinnisBaby MartinTed ValentineBiffinHarry LittlewoodMr. DiggleGabrielle DrakeCaroline MontagueBarbara MurrayJanis HunterJohn CarlinMr FortescueFrank CodaDoctorFred BryantMiddle-Aged ManNorman MitchellGeorgeChristopher EllisonBernie MillerMarc Sinden1st PolicemanCass AllenMrs GrievesDonald EcclesWilkinsTara WardMiss LloydEric CarteMr. CarterChristopher MitchellBarmanJulia VerdinLindaDiana SindenLadyDaniel JohnBillyWendy SchoemanLady CustomerCharles MorganClaggitKen BarkerPolicemanJohn BarrardArkroydHilary CraneCustomerCameron MillerCustomerPamela WatlingLady CustomerSydney ArnoldDerwentHelene HuntLouiseStella TannerTraffic WardenLee RichardsBarmaidJeremy Sinden2nd PolicemanPatsy RowlandsPamela DavenportDoris HareLilJimmy ReddingtonGerrySusan JamesonDoctor CollinsSheila KeithLady MottramMela WhiteMrs. GoodhewIrene SutcliffeMiss HardacreRichard MurdochColonel WainwrightJames WarriorClampmanJohn ArthurSergeant JarvisFrank VincentAuctioneerLeo DolanPostmanJanet KeyCharlotteSandra PayneBelindaSaul JephcottMickDavid BarryNormanShirley Anne FieldStephanieJon IlesPolicemanSally WattsBerniceMarguerite HardimanAngelaLucy FlemingMrs. HendersonGeorgine AndersonSybil WainwrightKenneth WallerFothergillNatasha GrayReceptionistPamela PitchfordHanneSimon GreenEstate AgentIan LoweVicarJohn BardonFletcherBernard HolleyLe PatronKen WynneMiddle Aged ManJim SweeneyP.C. BarnesNicholas DayGeorgeJeannette CharlesH.M. The QueenDerek WaringDennisJo WarneLinda PrestonCarol MacReadyTraffic WardenSteven PaceyBrother DamianPeter CellierMr. WatkinsDavid McAlisterTheatre ManagerMaggie HendersonAir StewardessPaul McDowellDet. Sgt. TalbotClive CarterWaiterKen HalliwellWilkinsPrunella ScalesSusan PeelBryan ColemanMajorSharon MorganMyfanwyPatsy SmartMrs.PiggitJoanna HorlockAerobic AnnieKeith DrinkelLeslieSally GraceWith the voice ofStephen JacobsClive BiffinEllis DaleBrimleyJohn RutlandCharliePaul ToothillHarryRoyston FarrellDet. Sgt. HigginsArthur HowardWilkinsLesley NunnerleyNeighbourAndy MulliganJackoSusanna PageDebbieGary LovePostmanBarrie GosneyCon ManBenedick BlytheHuckster HendersonLiz EdmistonMrs. CarterNigel BellairsVicarSophia WinterStewardessPeggy BullockMiss PeeblesGordon GostelowTrampApril WalkerNorma BrownToni PalmerCelia BottomleyGeorgina MelvilleDaphne PartridgeChristopher DriscollPolicemanIan FlintoffDavenportNoel DysonVeraMichael StaintonPolice SergeantNancy NevinsonMrs. ForsytheGabrielle HamiltonMrs. PhilpotsJane HaywardSue PrestonAlbert MosesPolicemanRicardo MontezMiguelConrad PhillipsBernard MarshallJack CarrMr. GrimshawFrancesca HallSylviaSamantha HughesBox Office LadyKim TaylforthShirleyJudith AnthonyBarmaidPeter Gates-FlemingTerryAnna QuayleIsadora BeechamPeter DennisVicarRobert RaglanTax InspectorJohn SavidentMr. WildeRhoda LewisBethanTracey BoothKatarina HartshornSheila GillWaitressSylvia SachsLady in barGillian BevanLorraineGerard RyderNigelMike LewinInspector BouroughsGerald CampionCustomerKenneth OxtobyBartenderDimitri AndreasNicos TheodorakisNicholas BennettChauffeurTogo IgawaJapanese TouristTricia FordCheck-in girlMike KempHarry BoltonJulia MillbankMiss FletcherPeter CoreyBarmanJohn ShinMr. ChungPeter GunnPolicemanJune EllisCissieLaura BrattanW.P.C. LewisPhilip DunbarReturning OfficerJeannie HarrisRitaElizabeth BensonMaggie HobsonJenny LoganMrs. FisherAllan MitchellMr. KershawGeoffrey DavionMr. HarrisRoy HerrickVicarJoan HarsantHousekeeperRenu SetnaMr. KhanBetty AlbergeCustomerMichael RedfernFred LittlewoodWilliam LawfordWaiterTom WattDuaneSherrie HewsonDoreen MillerMaurice BlakeMurphyDiana PayanMrs. KiddSophie ThursfieldNursePaul CooperHarrySara CorperJulia LawsonNicholas JohnsonFrench PolicemanSu DouglasJennyDavid GarlickYouthPeter GeddisHarryBrogden MillerFortescueWalter SparrowTrampEryl MaynardPolicewomanPeter MackrielDrunkKim IsmayMiss LloydRussell WatersCustomerDaphne OxenfordMrs ScottDorothea PhillipsMrs FreemanJohnny WadeDelivery ManSteve EmersonMan in barJack SoutarJockNeville PhillipsMr. KiddJacquie ToyeGloriaEmma DaviesYoung WomanPhilip LawsonTony LawsonSuzanne ChurchWoman in ShopGay SoperDoreenSusan BeagleyNewswomanBarbara RosenblatMrs HardyRaymond BrodyWaiterElaine AshleyLisaAnita Jackson1st GirlAnthony ChinnBusinessmanRonald FerneeCanadian cab driverMo SesayDustmanRoyce MillsFirst ManDavid HattonHecklerAimée DelamainMiss BarnesJack RothsteinThe Gipsy Alfredo DuoSusie Silvey2nd GirlPaul FouldsWorkmanAlexandra DaviesGemmaSteve AmberRoundheadMatt ZimmermanCanadian neighbourSamantha BeckinsaleW.P.C. MartinAngus YoungPlumberLarry MartynBlakeTommy WrightSecond ManMorgan JonesYoung ManBelinda BlanchardDesiréeJudd ProctorThe Gipsy Alfredo DuoLing TaiHostessEric BristowEric BristowKevin O'BrienRoundheadAdam WidePolicemanChristine MonkOld lady on bikeHelen DorwardWomanStephen TompkinsonDarranBarry KillerbyKevBrunoDog (uncredited)LuciferCat (uncredited)