The Machine (2023)★ 5.7/10
- Action
- Comedy
Directed by: Peter Atencio
Written by: Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes
Bert's drunken past catches up with him 20 years later, when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged while drunk during a college semester in Russia.
Behind The Scenes with Jimmy Tatro
Farewell From Bert
Behind The Scenes with Mark Hamill
Pitching the Film
Peter Atencio
Not a Documentary
Preparing to Become an Action Star
Introducing the Machine
Bert Kreischer vs. Van Damme
Extended Preview
Step 10: Go hard or go home
Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit
Step 12: Put the PRO in promo
Step 8: Get reealll popular
Step 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.
Step 11: Straight up strut
Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape
Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise
Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here!
Step 4: Release your inner badass
Step 3: Get fancy AF
Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right?
Official Red Band Trailer