
Jersey Guy (2003)★ 5.5/10
- Comedy
- Drama
Directed by: Elia Zois
Written by: Christ Zois, Elia Zois
Jack, a 25 year old Jersey guy is scared... of moving out of his parents house...of marrying his girlfriend of seven years... of spending his life working in the nursing home... of eighty year old Helen with whom he engages in a daily battle not to pull the fire alarm. On a rare trip into the "foreign" territory of New York City, Jack and his pal Merle talk their way into a hip downtown club. Wearing his best plaid shirt he fails to impress anyone, except a glamorous model, who happens to think taking care of old people is just about the nicest thing a person could do for a living. Totally smitten by her attention, Jack embraces her world. He feels guilty about cheating on his girlfriend, but he looks so good in his new Valentino suit! His buddies in the nursing home, impressed by Jack's ballet of deceit and self discovery, live vicariously through him. He's got to make a choice. But something's not right... as he discusses this new turn of events with his father, he realizes there is more to the old man than meets the eye. So which life does Jack choose?
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Steve ParlavecchioJack
Arthur J. NascarellaFather
Stacie MistysynSusan
Ralph CaputoMerle
Jill WolfeSamantha
Tom BorrilloGeorge
Vincent TufarielloHal
Roosey KhawlyDr. Kay
David StepkinHarry Watkins
Vickie ThawMom
Andrew BerryAlex
Mazdack RassiRobert
Nur KhanBrad
Michael H.Arturo
Benjamin LiuSalesman
Shannon BurkettIngrid
Lauren EzerskyFashion Editor
Doris BrentHelen
Greta CavazzoniDinner Model
Lea KelmannDinner Model
Daniella RotelliDinner Model
Margareth LahoussayePhoto Shoot Model
Valerie CelisPhoto Shoot Model
Mararet ScarpaReceptionist
Pamela BramsinRoommate
Paul James Jr.Bouncer
Trish ZocchiGirl in Pool
Richard ElmsHamptons Party Guest
Hope AdamsHamptons Party Guest
Roberto GariHamptons Party Guest
Jerry WolfeHamptons Party Guest
Symon MinkHamptons Party Guest
Munro GablerNursing Home Resident
Ruth AntonofskyNursing Home Resident
Elizabeth AbassiNursing Home Resident
Lee KheelNursing Home Resident
Maggie DurkinNursing Home Resident
Irma St. PauleMrs. Rappaport
Joseph BorloSelf
Jason HolliasPhoto Shoot Assistant
Bevan MeyersPhoto Shoot Assistant
Michel NafzigerPhoto Shoot Assistant
Kara DoyleClub Waitress
Hayley KeenanClub Girl
Matt E. SilverClub Patron
Anna GonongClub Patron
McGowan SouthworthClub Band
Ron DiSilvestroClub Band
Nathan SabatinoClub Band
Kimmy Suzuki
Sean W. CunninghamClubber
Ashley SawdayeJimmy
Mike DiazGuy in Diner (uncredited)
Jim Yost Jr.Guy in Diner (uncredited)