
Diamond Zero (2005)★ 3.8/10
- Action
- Comedy
- Sci-Fi
Directed by: David Gaz, Annelie Wilder
Written by: David Gaz, Kevin Poore
This is how it works: In nature, the heat and pressure of the earth turns coal into diamonds over a period of thousands of years. Industrial diamonds are created by processing coal in a machine that mimics the heat and pressure of the earth. Because coal is the carbonized remains of prehistoric plants and animals, it is made up of the same chemical components found in all other organic life forms, including human beings, so, what would happen if cremated human remains were used instead of coal?
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Bronson PinchotBergerac De La Houssey
Tippi HedrenEleanor Kelly
Darin HeamesLulu
Leo RossiAugustine Garza
Timothy McNeilDr. Simon Lockbuster
Richard MollDetective Jackson
Joan Van ArkThe Hemingway Diamond
Joseph RuskinQuentin Leeds
John ChurchillDetective Grubbs
Tuesday KnightLil
Van EppersonArnie Crump
David RipleyMark
Khadijah KarriemPamela Riggs
Alan CharofJean
Emmy CollinsAl
Tom PaliferroMr. Billy
Melody RogersBeatrice Lockbuster
Dan WorenLester Reams
Craig PattonBarman #1
James Lee HymesRaoul
Steven I. SchaferBarman #2
Jason SarrowOfficer Gamel
Christian SeabornWorker #1
Alan GoodsonWorker #2
Frederic Michael MaysWaiter
Michael FaellaMotel Manager
Bob PapenbrookJailer
Ken RuggNarrator
Jody JaressFriend (uncredited)