Heaven7

Cracking bones, smashed jaws and blood everywhere. What else could a lady wish for? I see a little hot stream of blood on his face and finally feel relieved. I still have a few kicks before he passes out and needs an automated medical reanimation. Then, in a few minutes, he will be just as good as new, ready for the next customer. Sometimes I wonder if they can still feel anything at all after years of being beaten up. I hope they do. That is what I am paying for. That is why everyone is paying some fake money for the same tasteless food.

The most delicious food in the universe that starts to feel like crap after a few months. Yet it doessss taste better here! Exceptional customer service! I have to admit that. You don’t only get bread — you also get circuses. Just like the ancient Greeks. You get the feeling of raw emotions; someone might even say real life. Life that I can still remember. 

It wasn’t that long ago. I was moving fast, maybe too fast, giving myself no option but to move forward. I used all my resources to get a place in Heaven6. A system that gifted me eternal life and took it from me, too. And here I am with this half-dying guy in a restaurant full of spectators. He is paying his price for wanting to join our world. And I am getting some blood for my deep-fried molecule burger, double cheese, no onions. Also known as any other shit you can possibly only wish for because it is going to feel the same. Perfection every single time. No place for mistakes or burned beef in Heaven6.

“Please stoppp!” — a sound from his suffocating lungs.
“Does it hurt?” — stepping on his broken fingers. “Sorry buddy, that’s just your job, that’s what you signed for. Read the small font in your contract next time.”
…..heavy breathing. “Die, bitch!”
“No one can, especially you poor-poor guy. Please take him away now!”

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I didn’t know what I had signed for either, to be honest. We are all sufferers here, only most people will never admit that the new world has made us way less happy than ever. Next Heaven gives you so many gifts, but how many can we handle? When does it become too much? We wanted to avoid death and pain, aging and ugliness, and create the safest, most beautiful world ever. Our abilities become unlimited on Heaven6. We are almost gods here. There is absolutely nothing that we cannot have. But when you get everything, you get nothing at the same time. So many things lose their point. Nothing feels good when you remove the bad. 

The Absolute Mind has control over every single creature in this world. You can have anything you can imagine in seconds. Your body doesn’t age; there is no need to produce things; no need to work. You can become anyone you want and look exactly as you wish. No diseases, no poverty and no hunger. Heaven6 package — Eternal Abundance. Comes with emptiness inside as a bonus.

I got here in an easy way: I lied, I stole, worked my ass off from time to time, from one level to the next. There are seven in total. You start with nothing. You never know what is waiting for you on the next one. Multiple ways to reach the next one. The dirtiest offer you the speed and ease. And I was too curious to find out what’s next, and not stupid enough to sign for six years of suffering as that miserable thing in the restaurant. 

Scrumbling here was even fun at some moments. I had to sweat a lot and now even miss that a little. Oh gosh, you can’t even get sweaty in Heaven6. Only if that’s your order; otherwise, any physical or emotional pain is excluded. Nothing that harms your perfect eternal being. A lot of people stay here, living their pretty lives in any possible way. You can stay here FOREVER! No limits and so many options. But not my option, unfortunately. Dream conditions turn out to be completely boring for me. That must be some kind of a joke!

I tried to build all life scenarios I could only imagine. A house, a dog and a husband; a superstar with doe eyes; an athlete; a stripper; a president! Succeed in any of your fantasies! Become anything you want! Nobody really needs you anyway! They can get anything they want at the same time too! Can’t believe this level did not give me the satisfaction I was craving. What freaks could possibly enjoy it? But the good part — I am not at my finish line yet. There is still one more discovery waiting for me. I guess it is my time to take a risk again. You never know what’s on the next level. This time it is way too easy to get to the last one. Just open the door and you are there. So simple and so terrifying. That’s why most of the residents are too scared to open it. They just end up in the restaurant, watching the fresh blood, reminiscing on how life used to be before they reached here, and fooling themselves that they cannot possibly wish for more.

But I’ve had enough of this pony shit. Fear never stopped me. Not then — not now. Not for this have I gone through all these challenges. What can possibly be worse than this place? How can that be a final reward? The next Heaven is definitely keeping the final treat from me. Who cares that it is easy to reach it? I have always been looking for the fastest and least painful ways to reach the next one. And now it is right in front of me.

Let’s do it!
Not chickening out!
Oh shoot!

Welcome to Heaven7 — Fallen Angel. All your memories will be cleaned here. You lose all your abilities and access to the Absolute Mind. You will then be returned to Heaven1. Heaven Corporation wishes you luck in all your future journeys. Don’t take too long to meet with us again soon!